Hiring a Guard Donkey

My wife, Justeen, and I moved to the country about a year ago after 12 years of living in the middle of Atlanta. I learn new things every day about how things work…in the country. And I can’t help myself but apply what I learn to my client work. Here’s a good one.

Did you ever notice when you drive by a cow, horse, or sheep pasture, chances are there’s a donkey in there? I never thought twice about it, even growing up in rural Ohio where cows are a-plenty. I figured that the herds’ owners just happen to own lots of cows or horses AND a donkey. Well, I learned recently that there’s a reason for that donkey. They’re actually standing guard over the livestock.

Guard Donkey

Well, that’s not entirely true. It’s not as if the donkeys charge a coyote because they don’t like predators “messin’ with their cows”. It’s instinct. Pure instinct…and not just on the part of the donkeys.

When a predator is present, the herd or flock instinctively move behind the donkey such that the donkey is between the livestock and the predator. The donkeys are normally quite docile. They have great vision and hearing and are naturally inquisitive. But, when they detect intruders and investigate disturbances in the herd, the donkey’s natural instinct is to behave aggressively. They’ll bare their teeth, make “eee-Yaw” donkey noises, chase, bite and even kick the predators. You’d be amazed at how effective they are.

Driving back into Atlanta yesterday, it dawned on me that most successful businesses have their own version of guard donkeys. It might be the controller or operations director who passionately ask each employee to turn in his or her pencil nub before issuing a new one.Pencil nub Or, it might be the Clerk in a stock room that observes and reports another employee for stealing, loafing, or worse.

Their impact could be as small as protecting the company’s treasure trove of office supplies or as significant as avoiding litigation and rescuing the company when a whistle-blower isn’t afraid to step up and be vocal. The impact could also be the thousands of examples in the middle, where an employee takes action to ensure that a customer is treated fairly, securing that customer’s loyalty.

I’m not talking about ethics here; that’s another topic for a another time. I’m really not even talking about courage. I’m talking about instinct.

Companies need team members with a guard donkey instinct. (This is not to be confused an employee who is an “ass” – sorry I couldn’t resist) Who speaks up when things aren’t right? Who treats the company’s assets like his or her own? Who makes the connections between protecting customer satisfaction and protecting his or her own paychecks? When these team members face a threat to the company’s/customers’/co-workers’ well-being, they rise up and protect.

When hiring, you can benefit a great deal by looking for guard donkey traits in candidates. During the hiring process, here are some questions you might ask candidates to help you gauge the guard donkey instinct.

  1. Have you ever been in a situation where you or a co-worker witnessed someone stealing from the company? Tell me what happened. Obviously, if neither the applicant, nor the co-worker spoke up, you know you don’t have a candidate with a guard donkey instinct. Any answer apart from “no” tells you that some guard donkey instinct exists (no matter how trivial the theft).
  2. In your last job, describe a situation where you disagreed with your boss. How did you handle it? The answer to this question can help you to understand his or her frame of reference. Is he or she focused on what’s good for the customer, the company, their co-workers, or his- or herself? Guard donkeys care about all four. If the candidate’s first reaction is a situation about himself or herself, ask for another example. Is the second example about him or her, too? You get the idea. It won’t take many examples to understand this person’s core care-abouts.
  3. Give me an example of a situation when something wasn’t “fair” at work. How did you handle it? Fairness is a great topic, because most people spend a lifetime seeking it, and none will ever find it. Some guard donkeys speak up purely because “it’s not fair.” If guard donkey witnesses a customer or co-worker being treated poorly, the guard donkey will speak up to restore the fairness. If a guard donkey witnesses someone slacking on the job, he/she will speak up “because it’s not fair to the others that are putting forth 100% effort.” Ask for a couple of examples. If all “fairness” examples relate back to the candidate being wronged, you don’t have a guard donkey. If some of the examples demonstrate taking action to restore equity, that candidate possesses guard donkey instinct.

Knowing, before you hire, if a candidate has a guard donkey instinct means everything to how he or she will behave when he or she is a team member. While companies don’t need whole team of guard donkeys, the company depends on the donkey’s protection. When an incident occurs, some employees’ instincts are to quietly retreat and do nothing. Guard donkeys reveal themselves during these situations and protect your company’s culture, profits, assets, and reputation.

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Who are your guard donkeys in your organization today?

  • Justeen

    Does this mean that you will let me get a guard donkey for our pasture???

    • http://suits2boots.net Matt Oess

      Very clever. When Donkeys fly!!!

  • Pat Jacobs

    Great article Matt and how very true…regardless of the size of the organization their are always guard donkeys or gate keepers to keep outsiders at bay…I see my job as a hunter to learn to either befriend the donkey or get around him/her.

    Good luck Matt.

    • http://suits2boots.net Matt Oess

      Great insight, Pat. Sales people certainly have encountered their fair share of guard donkeys! The most successful sales people I’ve met have an extraordinary knack for befriending the donkey. Once they let their guard down and see you as a “friendly”, you get a chance to see another side of the donkey. By and large, guard donkeys have huge hearts. And, that makes them care enough to be a guard donkey in the first place. Thanks for the comment!

  • http://www.windstream.com Barbara Bedingfield-Cecil

    Matt,
    So glad you and your family are in a great place loving life. It is true about the donkey’s because my sister has goats, and a watch dog donkey that protects the babies. I agree that having a “stand up & stand out” person working for you makes for the best work environment. Keep the tidbits coming!

    • http://suits2boots.net Matt Oess

      Barbara, thanks so much for the comment. I’m glad your sister has one there, protecting the kids! I’m amazed at the number of emails I’ve received from friends and colleagues that laughingly say, “I have a guard donkey at work. Now I know what to call them.” Oh boy, I hope the donkeys take it the right way. We mean it with love, right?

  • http://www.linkedin.com/in/katimowat/ Kati Mowat

    Matt, what a great analogy! I never knew what a donkey was doing in the middle of a pasture, so now I feel smarter about that!

    I do understand how important it is that there be someone looking out for the company, the culture, the values, and the rest of the employees — not just themselves. And you can’t ASSUME someone else is going to do it!

    You know what they say about people who make assumptions!

    Thanks for a cute (sorry, but it is) way to remind us of the importance of the “donkey”!

    • http://suits2boots.net Matt Oess

      Kati, thanks for the comment! You are right, we can’t assume someone else is going to do it. Furthermore, if it’s not in one’s own DNA…well, maybe it can be learned and maybe not. The best approach is to recruit the instinct and nurture the donkeys.

      By the way, did you write ASSUME or ASSume above? Just checking.

      I guess I’ll install a “cute” button right next to the “like” button.

  • Brenda Betley

    Great blog and unique perspective. It has been my experience that guard donkeys are not appreciated, at least in Indiana. Don’t rock the boat, keep the status quo, it is not that big of deal, are all things I have heard. It is amazing how openess generates passionate workers, positive attitudes and most important to companies, growing changing industries. Unfortunately, Northeast Indiana is behind the times in this area. Ah well, maybe folks will read your blog and become educated about guard donkeys. :)
    On another note, I feel the same way about country living. It has taken me awhile to appreciate the beauty because of all the work that had to be put in up front. There is still work, but now I am enjoying the fresh living. I also realize that it is the journey not the destination that counts. Plus, I have begun the whole process of simplify, simplify, simplify since reuniting with Rita and my mother’s death. It helps reduce the work and leave time for reading people’s blogs, my artwork, and other fun things in life.

    • http://suits2boots.net Matt Oess

      Thanks for the feedback and comment Brenda. Glad you love living in the country, too!!

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